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You Might Live in Houston If...

You Might Live In Houston If…

Ahh, Houston. Our wonderful city. The fourth largest in the nation, and that’s technically not even counting all the suburbs.  A sprawling 627 square miles of awesome. Well, awesome and traffic. I’ve lived here my whole life, but as the years go by, I’ve met more implants. Welcome, y’all! But whether you’ve been here five years […]

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An Open Letter to My Active Wear

Dear Yoga Pants and Assorted Hoodies, Oh, my sweet dears. We have been through so much together the last 6 years or so. From about the minute I found out I was pregnant, you have been a staple in my wardrobe. And really, staple is putting it mildly. Staple implies that yes, you are worn […]

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Ruining My Child - Featured

5 Awesome Ways I’m Ruining My Child

According to certain parenting websites and the unsolicited advice of other moms, I am doing some pretty crazy things that will surely “ruin” my child.  They say these things are “detrimental” to my child’s development and social tendencies, but you know what I’d like to tell these parenting websites and advice givers? Go to…another website, […]

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Hilarious Kids Quotes

My Kid Said WHAT?!

One of the most exciting milestones of parenting is the baby’s first words.  In our case, “mama” took that honor.  But the words that quickly start pouring out after those first two syllables have been my absolute favorite.  I mean, my almost three year old recently claimed that JJ Watt is building her a castle. […]

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